Open letter to all who like burning things.

Dear world,

Please send one of your most subtle flamers to set fire to my lab. Then maybe my school will finally grant me my Master's because my thesis experiment can't be repeated for the third time because we'll have no lab. Then I can go back to Canada, move on with my life, and stop coming dangerously close to destroying all glassware in an uncontrollable rage.

Signed,
Me (from the lab)

P.S.--I hate science. If science were personified, I'd set fire to him.